The Greatest Investment Chance Since Dogecoin – The Atlantic

Dogecoin, a joke cryptocurrency based on an internet dog meme, exploded last week. Now it’s Ponzicoin’s turn.

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            • DEAR MOST SAVVY AND RESPECTED INVESTOR:

              I AM WRITING TO YOU TO INFORM YOU ABOUT AN Titillating AND ENRICHING INVESTMENT Chance THAT WILL MOST ASSUREDLY EXCITE AND ENRICH YOU.

              I HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR STRICTEST AND MOST CONFIDENTIAL CONFIDENTIALITY Te THIS “TOP SECRET” MATTER. I HAVE MOST EXTREME CONFIDENCE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR DAGGERS AND CLOAKS Ter THIS “TRANSACTION” GIVEN REDDIT’S ESTEEM FOR YOUR FINANCIAL ACUMEN.

              I AM SATOSHI PONZIMOTO, TOP OFFICIAL OF Fresh AND MOST LUCRATIVE CRYPTOCURRENCY. I HAVE DOUBT SMALLER THAN A BREADBOX THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OF OTHERS LIKE BITCOIN. DESIGNED Spil DIGITAL GOLD, Thesis VIRTUAL CURRENCIES ARE FREE FROM INFLATING Palm OF THE BEN BERNANK. THEIR MATHEMATICALLY LIMITED SUPPLY MEANS THEIR PRICES GO UP EXPONENTIALLY Te TERMS OF Fated FIAT CURRENCIES.

              THE BEST MONEY GOES UP SO MUCH THAT IT HAS NO USE Spil MONEY. BITCOIN IS THE DIGITAL GOLD STANDARD OF THIS USELESSNESS. ITS FANBOYS THINK IT WILL ALWAYS BUY MORE TOMORROW SO THERE’S NEVER A REASON TO SPEND IT TODAY. Clever INVESTORS HOARD BITCOINS AND ONLY USE THEM TO Attempt TO WIN MORE ON GAMBLING SITES. EVEN SMARTER INVESTORS HOARD A DIVERSIFIED MIX OF NEWER CRYPTOCURRENCIES THAT Toevluchthaven’T GONE UP Spil MUCH YET.

              BUT I HAVE UTMOST CONFIDENCE THAT YOU ARE EVEN SMARTER THAN EVEN SMARTER INVESTORS. YOU DON’T NEED TO DIVERSIFY. YOUR SAGE SAGACITY AND Skill OF LUDWIG VON MISES (REDUNDANT I KNOW) WILL LET YOU PICK OUT THE BEST “ALTCOIN.”

              WHAT IS THE BEST ALTCOIN IS THE QUESTION I AM SURE YOU ARE ASKING AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU . IF YOU MAKE FOUR Effortless PAYMENTS OF $Nineteen.99. JUST KIDDING THAT IS A HUMOROUS “JOKE.” THIS IS NOT A SCAM. THE BEST ALTCOIN IS THE ONE WITH THE MOST LIMITED SUPPLY SO IT GOES UP THE MOST. THAT IS THE Superb LESSON OF THE Fine DOGECOIN CRASH OF 2013.

              DOGECOIN IS A JOKE CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT WENT BOOM AND THEN BUST AND Wasgoed THEN STOLEN. IT IS AN INSPIRATION AND A CAUTIONARY TALE THAT HAS INSPIRED AND CAUTIONED Mij. IT BEGAN Spil A FARCICAL COMBINATION OF THE INTERWEB MEME DOGE AND BITCOIN. THAT MEME INVOLVES “COMICAL” PICTURES OF SHIBA INUS DOGS WITH CANINE THOUGHT BUBBLES Te COMIC SANS FONT. SO DOGECOIN IS A VIRTUAL CURRENCY REPRESENTED BY DOG PICTURES WITH CUTESY CAPTIONS. WOW SUCH INNOVATE.

              BUT THE INTERNET IS LIKE Ten,000 DOLLARS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A BITCOIN. SUCH IRONIC. SO THE DOGECOIN SPOOF QUICKLY BECAME REAL. DENIZENS OF REDDIT BEGAN USING THEM TO Peak ONE ANOTHER FOR “WITTY” COMMENTS AND “GOOD” DEEDS. THEN DOGECOIN’S PRICE WENT UP 400 Procent Te A SINGLE DAY TO BE WORTH $Ten MILLION Ter TOTAL.

              BUT IT HAD A FLAW OF THE FATAL Diversity. IT Wasgoed TOO Effortless TO “MINE” Fresh DOGECOINS. NOBODY DID WHEN THE PRICE Wasgoed SO LOW BUT EVERYBODY DID WHEN THE PRICE Wasgoed SO HIGH. Fresh ONES FLOODED THE INTERWEBS AND DOGECOIN’S PRICE COLLAPSED 80 Procent OVERNIGHT. BUT IT HAD ANOTHER FLAW OF THE EVEN MORE FATAL Diversity. IT Wasgoed TOO Effortless TO STEAL DOGECOINS. DAYS AFTER THE CRASH HACKERS LOOTED 30 MILLION DOGECOINS FROM DIGITAL WALLETS. Thesis WERE WORTH $6,000 Ter WORTHLESS DOLLARS.

              I HAVE USED MY DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS TO INVENT THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE CRYPTOCURRENCIES. IT IS CALLED PONZICOIN. WHAT MAKES IT BETTER THAN BITCOIN OR DOGECOIN OR ANY OTHER COIN IS THE QUESTION YOU ARE WONDERING AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU FREE OF CHARGE. PONZICOIN HAS THE MOST LIMITED SUPPLY POSSIBLE AND THE MOST SECURE LOCATION POSSIBLE. AT ANY TIME THERE IS AT MOST ONE PONZICOIN AND IT ALWAYS STAYS WITH Mij. BUT IT IS INFINITELY DIVISIBLE SO YOU CAN BUY Spil Puny A PART Spil YOU LIKE AND I WILL SEND YOU A CODE TO VERIFY YOUR HOLDING. PONZICOIN HAS LITERALLY UNLIMITED USES BUT THE PRIMARY ONES ARE SELLING IT TO THE GREATER Loser AND BUYING STAMPS.

              Surplus ASSURED THIS IS A 100 Procent “LEGITIMATE” RISK-FREE ENTERPRISE THAT WILL MOST ASSUREDLY EXCITE AND ENRICH YOU. I ONCE AGAIN REQUEST THAT YOU MAINTAIN THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF TOP SECRECY UNLESS YOU KNOW Identically SAVVY INVESTORS WHO WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTED.

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